on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
i feel like i’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas